Oh boy, let me just dive into this week’s eShop chaos, and trust me, it’s a ride. Starting with Sunderfolk — this is where you gather three friends, or well… anyone willing to play, and turn your mobile phones into game controllers. Yeah, that’s right. Who even thinks of that? Anyway, it’s a tactical RPG where you’ve got your Bards, Rogues, and even Berserkers in a reimagined twist. It’s like if you’ve ever wanted to be a Berserker with a smartphone. Or maybe I’m just being dramatic. Whatever, it sounds fun!
So, there’s this bonkers eShop sale going on that’s, like, ending so soon I feel I should set a reminder. Games like Tunic, which I swear I’ve heard every YouTuber rave about, and Vampire Survivors are on sale. Have you snagged any of these deals? I’m nosy, I admit it. Let’s hear it.
Oh, and then there’s Nintendo’s music streaming thingy. Fire Emblem Engage just hit the playlist. If you’ve been ignoring this app, it might be time, folks. Is Kirk from Pure Nintendo thrilled? We’ll poke him for answers on their podcast, eventually… if I remember, which is a whole other thing.
Let’s not ignore the swarm of new games. Seriously, what are you even playing this week? My backlog’s so long, it’s metaphorically crying in a corner.
So, apparently, Sunderfolk is the star — imagine turning your living room into a battleground with your phone as a weapon. Yep, you get to pick from Arcanist, Bard, Berserker. The joy of being a Bard in pajamas is real. Enhance your home village, too — sounds wholesome until you forget to update your gear and get whacked in the game. Classic.
And, geez, don’t forget the Game Boy Advance vibes — Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. Kingdoms falling, strategic battles, twin heirs… it’s your typical fantasy afternoon. But losing a soldier for good is kinda devastating, honestly. Choose those battles wisely, or watch your favorite character “poof” into oblivion. Not fun.
Now, music again — Chorale of Heroes. Think: epic soundtracks with dragons and all. If you’re heavy into the magic-vibe gaming sounds, this is your jam, literally.
Oh, wait! Hold up. F-ZERO 99 got an update — new tracks, mirror modes, color variations… you name it. Plus, there’s this Mini World Tour. Sounds epic until you realize it starts on May 5. Not today, folks, not today.
And, for Harry Potter fans — oops, “Hogwarts Legacy” fans, there’s a behind-the-scenes thingy called “Creator’s Voice.” It’s like peeking backstage at a magic show.
Okay, last bit — don’t sleep on the Partner Spotlight Sale. It’s basically over on April 27, so save those coins until your wallet cries. At least until next payday!
And that’s a wrap, for now. My brain’s fried. Happy gaming!