Alright, so—here we go. Imagine this: a game about a yoyo. I know, right? But hang with me. So, PM Studios and Pocket Trap dropped some news—Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo is hitting the Nintendo Switch. Think they’re calling it “Yoyovania.” Why? No clue. But the name sticks.
You’re this yoyo whiz, Pippit, running around in this totally off-the-wall 2D world. Top-down view, if that means anything to you. The story’s wild—your aunt’s business is mixed up in some screwy, soul-stealing laser fiasco, and there are, like, four crime bosses. So naturally, you take ’em down with a yoyo. Because why not?
Every trick you pick up? Changes everything. And I mean everything. You’re swinging around, finding secret spots, and who knows what else? It’s like the yoyo’s taken over your life, in the game and out. Weird.
Oh, and they’ve got these features laid out—get this:
– Four city districts. Over 1000 screens. Challenges galore. Secrets everywhere. Like a treasure hunt on crack.
– You break into crime syndicates’ buildings. Navigate these crazy confusing places, fight baddies, and yeah, puzzles. Because apparently that’s what you do when you’re a yoyo master.
– Learn a bunch of yoyo tricks, because obviously, parkour’s passé. Yoyo-parkour’s where it’s at.
– Collect badges. Forty of them. Enhances abilities or something. Changes how you play. Fancy, right?
– There’s a sketchy loan shark involved? Yeah, grab 20 upgrades. If you dare.
– Tons of collectibles. You know, life upgrades, treasures—I can’t keep track.
Anyway, mark your calendars, or don’t. May 28, 2025. It’s digital, straight from the Nintendo eShop. Worldwide. So you’ve got time to brush up on your yoyo skills. Or—I dunno, prepare mentally? Feels like you’ll need it.
Maybe there was a trailer? I kinda got lost in the details. Whatever.
