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So, brace yourselves, folks — Balex nabbed the Switch 2. Can you believe it? Seriously, the dude’s off-the-wall excited. And you know what? That buzz just keeps rolling on, like an overly enthusiastic tumbleweed. He even had a sit down with the legendary Kynan. Now that’s something to talk about, right?
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But let’s backtrack a sec — “Mama Mia!” That episode length is, well, massive. I mean, we crammed in everything you could possibly imagine. Doom meets Switch 2 convo, all wrapped up in a nice chaotic bundle.
So we kick off with Alex, who’s fresh back from PAX East. Gave us some gold nuggets about the show floor and his brain’s still buzzing from demoing Bravely Default on the Switch 2. Then, switch gears to Perry — he’s our go-to guy that got to chat with our buddy Kynan Pearson about good ol’ Donkey Kong. Man, Kynan knows his bananas. They obviously touched on Switch 2, too — I wasn’t eavesdropping, but it happened.
And then the back half — who even does halves? — but here we are, yapping about Doom: The Dark Ages, Who’s That Pokemon Card, and, wait for it… Madea? I mean, how does that even fit in here? It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Here’s an official tweet (or something like that) if you need more proof or just love Twitter. Pic from May 17, 2025 — I checked my watch, like three times.
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Done rambling! See you around, maybe.
