Sure thing, let’s dive right into it—prepare for some chaos.
So, Microsoft just decided to give their good old Xbox prices a nice little nudge upwards. I mean, why not? Inflation is the name of the game these days. Anyway, they’re saying it’s ’cause of market conditions or whatever—the usual blah-blah we hear. These new prices? XXX-bucks for the Xbox Series X, but get this, controllers and headsets too! They even nudged up their first-party games, and boom, they’ll cost you around $79.99 now. Lovely. But, hey, Game Pass stays put for now, so at least there’s that small mercy.
Microsoft drops a few details, like, “As of May 1,” my birthday by the way—not that it matters—we’re jacking up the prices for our consoles and controllers. Oh, and the games… yeah, those would be up to $79.99 come holiday time. It’s like they’re gifting us with more expensive gifts—kind of ironic, don’t you think?
Anyway—wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, money. So the Xbox Series X that holds 1TB, that’s a hundred more now. If you want the fancier, shinier 2TB in some fancy Galaxy Black, better cough up an extra $130 from last year. Don’t even get me started on the models without the Ultra HD Blu-ray drive—another $100 hike there, too.
Swiping through prices ‘cause, who doesn’t love numbers scattered everywhere, right? The 512GB Xbox Series S is now $379.99. If you want the 1TB, that’s $429.99. Assuming you live in the US… and if you don’t, well, sorry I only got these dollars for now.
And hey, let’s not forget the accessories. The base wireless controller now hits $64.99. Wireless headsets? $119.99. It’s like, are we buying gear for a gaming console or stockpiling for a space mission? Just me?
Got these prices affecting countries all over—the U.S. with tariffs, Australia, Europe, the U.K., everywhere. Microsoft’s all like, it’s ’cause of them slippery development costs and trade policies. Fun.
But through all this wallet-wringing, Game Pass stays as is. Maybe it’s Microsoft’s way of saying sorry for previous price hikes last year. Or not. Who knows. My brain is a little frazzled with all these numbers swirling around.
And there you have it, just a stream of consciousness on Xbox pricing rollercoasters. Cool story, huh?