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Alright, so here’s the deal with “Doom The Dark Ages.” Man, I gotta say, this game’s got my head spinning in the best way possible. The folks over at id Software? Yeah, they’ve seriously outdone themselves this time around. With their fancy id Tech 8 engine—seriously, sounds like it’s from the future or something—they’ve put together some mind-blowing missions.
So imagine this: You’re slashing through Argent D’Nur, scampering around hell, or whatever cosmic craziness they’ve cooked up. It’s like you’re on this wild rollercoaster, except with more demons and, well, less safety. I could go on and on about how amazing it is, but that would just turn into a love letter. Whoops, maybe it already has!
Anyway—no, wait, yes—back to the point: How many missions are there, you ask? Well, buckle up, because here’s the saga you’ve been waiting for. Keep reading, or don’t—your loss!
So here’s where it gets juicy: all 22 missions, laid out like a treasure map. Let me just spill ’em out for you:
– Village of Khalim
– Hebeth
– Barrier Core
– Sentinel Barracks
– The Holy City of Aratum
– Siege – Part 1
– Siege – Part 2
– Abyssal Forest
– Ancestral Forge
– The Forsaken Plains
– Hellbreaker
– Sentinel Command Station
– From Beyond
– Spire of Nerathul
– City of Ry’uul
– The Kar’Thul Marshes
– Temple of Lomarith
– Belly of the Beast
– Harbor of Souls
– Resurrection
– Final Battle
– Reckoning
Okay, not gonna lie, just typing that out gave me chills. If you’re anything like me, you’re probably wondering how much of your life you’ll need to dedicate to this madness. Spoiler: It’s a lot, but oh so worth it.
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