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So, like, Saturday, July 5th—yep, that’s the date—you’ve got some wild deals you shouldn’t sleep on. Seriously, if you blink, you’ll miss it. Or maybe not. I don’t actually know how long they last.
### Massive Samsung Gaming Monitor Savings
Right. So, here’s the deal with Samsung monitors, and I swear I’m not droning on. There are two fantastic choices, apparently. The 32″ Odyssey G8 is super sleek and comes with this crazy QD-OLED panel. It’s just jargon for stunning visuals. 240Hz refresh rate too, which—no lie—sounds like a dream. If you’re into giant screens, there’s the G9, a 49″ curved monster. Normally a jaw-dropping $1899.99, but, plot twist, it’s now $999.99. Spoiler alert: your gaming setup will thank you. Or maybe it won’t, who knows?
### Crucial T500 2TB Gen4 SSD for $124.99
Have you ever needed extra storage? Silly question. Of course you have. This 2TB SSD by Crucial is so perfect it’s shocking. On the off chance you’re gaming on a PC, or maybe a fancy PS5, it’s got you covered. Comes with a Heatsink, and speeds? Nope, I can’t even spell them, they’re that fast—7,400/7,000MB/s sounds made up, but here we are.
### Assassin’s Creed Shadows
Okay, side note—how does one even finish Assassin’s Creed games? Genuinely curious. But for $49.99, you can snag Assassin’s Creed Shadows. It’s one of those can’t-miss kind of big games. We’re giving it a solid 8/10 for sharpening all the right edges. No idea what that actually means, but it sounds cool, doesn’t it?
### Steal on Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition for Switch
So, Borderlands 4 is coming out, and the smart move is to revisit Borderlands 3. The Ultimate Edition is just sitting there, waiting for you to grab it for $17.97. It comes with all sorts of add-ons, like, umm, Moxxi’s Heist and something about Weddings and Tentacles… I lost track, honestly.
### Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide
I don’t know about you, but guides are like treasure maps. This one’s got almost 600 pages. For $43.56, you can learn all the secrets. Archetypes, Bonds, and more… if any of that rings a bell. Maybe it does; maybe it doesn’t.
### Steam Summer Sale Madness
Moving on, Steam’s having its famous Summer Sale. A bunch of epic RPGs discounted. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth or even Oblivion Remastered… Just a thought, but snagging Marvel’s Guardians for under $6? Insane, right?
### Donkey Kong Bananza Pre-Order Now Open
Lastly, if you’ve ever gone bananas over video game announcements, the Donkey Kong Bananza one was bananas—and not even in a punny way. Impressive stuff. DK’s off to discover if wishes really do come true with young Pauline. Sounds epic. Maybe the game will reshape planet-core myths—I’m totally speculating here, but why not?
Anyway, that’s the scoop. Hope you grab some deals before they’re gone, or maybe just sit and ponder these choices like I did.
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There you go!