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So, each week, Sony drops all this jazz for PlayStation folks. Like, if you’ve got a PS4, PS5, or even that VR thing, there’s new stuff waiting. And yeah, there’s also PlayStation Plus, of course. It’s like a global shindig on the PlayStation Store, and you better believe someone’s got a catalog for it. That’s where PlayStation LifeStyle comes in. They pretty much have the tea on updates for the big regions around the globe. New stuff hits every Tuesday, so maybe keep an eye out for that, or not. Up to you.
Alright, diving into…
North American Update Time!
July’s PS Plus Essentials
Okay, so listen, here’s July’s lineup:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5) – You know, for those who love a good demon fight.
- Jusant (PS5) – Not gonna lie, the name itself has me curious.
- The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5) – Because apparently, we need more fighting kings.
Now onto the games, both PS4 and PS5:
- 3 on 3 Soccer – Soccer, but make it a trio thing. Why not?
- Against the Storm – Honestly, solid name. Do we have storms to battle? Maybe.
- Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator – Zombies are still a thing, I guess.
- The Alpha Wolf – Feeling wolfish? Here you go.
- Anger Foot – Well, that’s a mood if I ever saw one.
- Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead – Nothing like mixing school with… well, dead stuff.
- Antro – This word jogs no memory, but it sounds cool.
- Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON – Who even comes up with these?
- Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS – Ouch?
- Bag Hero – I’m imagining a hero made of bags. That’s probably wrong.
- BATS BITS BALLS – Sounds fun. Or chaotic. Most likely both.
- Be A Bee – Buzz, buzz, baby.
- Beef Cat Ultra – If I got this right, there’s beef and cats involved.
- Blacksmith Simulator – Because, why not?
- Boxville 2 – Who knew boxes had villages?
- Bullets & Brains – The ultimate duo?
- Cappuccino Assassino Shooter – I swear, coffee titles always win.
- Cash Wash Simulator – Need that cash looking shiny? Apparently, there’s a sim for that.
- Command Under Fire RTS – Strategy game, I think? Sounds intense.
- Content King: Streamer Simulator – Be the king of content, or at least pretend.
- DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH – Sequel alert. Also, beaches. Classic.
- Dungeons of Paint – Dungeons made of… paint?
- Echoes of Light: Child of the Balance – Sounds like there might be some story here.
- Exo-Calibre – Fancy sword? Probably.
- Farmer’s Life – Live the farmer dream, digitally.
- Fill The Cup 2 – Was the first one satisfying enough?
- Fire & Water – Classic combo. No idea how it plays out here.
- Gemz Burst – Shiny things bursting? Could be therapeutic.
- Gray War Conflict – War, but with maybe less color.
- Island Survival: Craft, Build, Grow – Because we’re all islanders at heart.
- Klaus Lee – Thunderballs – What a name. Really paints a picture.
- Knight Quest: Goblins Raid – Goblins are back, I see.
- Legendary Hoplite – Get your ancient battles on.
- Lost in Random: The Eternal Die – Die or… dice? Hmm.
- LSD Battlefield Simulator – Sounds trippy. Or maybe not?
- Maze: Interim Odyssey – Lost in a maze. The dream (or nightmare?).
- Morning 333 – I don’t even know how to comment on mornings.
- My Recycling Center – Time to pretend to save the planet.
- No Heroes Here 2 – Guess the first one wasn’t enough hero-free zones.
- Only Tung Tung Sahur UP – What does it mean? No clue.
- Pixicharm Collection 3 – More pixis, more charm.
- Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4 – Oh, so it’s episodic now.
- Ruffy And The Riverside – Sounds like a kids’ adventure story.
- Sector Force – This sounds like military stuff?
- Snake 2048 – Snakes and numbers. A combo we never knew we needed.
- Spin Path – Hopefully, not too dizzying.
- Stasis – Seems like a standing still game?
- Supermarket Manager 2025 – Future grocery dreams.
- The Tenants – Sounds tenant-y. Really drives that home.
- TRUCK SIMULATOR 25 VR – AMERICAN DRIVER – Hauling cargo, virtually.
- Undead Citadel – Because if it’s undead, it’s got to be a citadel.
- UNDERWARD – Is it a direction or state of being?
- VRider SBK – Must be speedy.
- Zombies Overloaded – One can only hope they don’t spill.
Next up? Europe gets their turn. Maybe I’ll ramble about that next time, if we’re both still here.