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So, here’s the thing. Ming-Chi Kuo, the tech analyst who’s kinda like the Sherlock Holmes of Apple leaks (minus the hat and pipe), just spilled the beans on some juicy Apple XR roadmaps. You know, those whispery rumors about Apple’s gadgets?
Apparently, Apple’s got a bunch of XR devices in the works. We’re talking about a spruced-up Vision Pro, supposedly landing later this year. And, no kidding, by 2028, they might launch some AR glasses. Yeah, I know, sounds futuristic, right?
Kuo’s been playing detective on this stuff for ages. He dropped a timeline bomb in his latest blog post, and I’m just here trying to piece it all together. So, by 2025, there’s this new Vision Pro with an M5 chip instead of the old M2. But, man, it’s like Apple’s just changing the engine but keeping the car the same—because that makes sense… maybe.
This new version? Just another step, Kuo thinks. Apple’s keeping things niche, reducing stock, all while refining XR. It’s like they’re fine-tuning a race car when everyone’s waiting for flying cars.
Oh, there’s also talk of a ‘Vision Air’ in 2027. Apparently, it slims down more than my New Year’s resolutions ever did—like 40% lighter. They’re swapping out stuff for plastic and magnesium, going for affordability. Smart move or risky? You decide.
Now, there’s ‘Vision Pro 2’ rumored for 2028. Like an upgrade on steroids—Mac-level chip, lighter, cheaper. Are we finally getting something for the masses? Who knows. But if it checks out, it’s their red carpet to mainstream adoption.
And get this, they’re diving head-first into smart glasses territory. Ray-Ban vibes, audio-centric, rolling out in Q2 2027. They’re aiming for a few million units, hoping it’s the next big thing. Could be a bold move or another failed experiment. Only time will tell.
But wait—late-breaking news? XR Glasses, boasting color displays and AI? If Kuo’s right, these hit shelves by 2028, possibly paired with a feather-light model. It’s like sci-fi coming to life, honestly.
Oh, and rumors swirling about a different XR glasses-type gadget getting scrapped. Weight issues or something—talk about cutting it close. I guess Apple’s not a fan of carrying those extra XR pounds.
So. Apple’s all cloak-and-dagger until the big reveal—pricing, dates, the works. Kuo might have his insider track, but let’s be real, we gotta take all this with a bucket of skepticism. It’s Apple, after all—a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Or just a really good marketing strategy.