New Oblivion Remastered Mod Introduces Rock Eating

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So get this. I’m munching away on something and—hold on, lemme finish—there’s this Oblivion Remastered mod. Picture it: you’re the Hero of Kvatch, feeling all high and mighty, and guess what you can do now? Yeah, eat rocks. Wild, right? But hey, save some space ’cause there are gemstones too. Gourmet vibes.

And if you’re yelling at me about Morrowind, chill out. Same deal there! Elder Scrolls fans, I hear you. It’s quirky, I know. Bethesda had these mechanics—some loved the hunt-for-a-location chaos, others not so much. Ever asked for directions and regretted it instantly? Yeah, that kind of vibe.

So, CephalonImp drops this ‘Edible Gems’ mod. Think of it as a tin of goodies; only this tin has rocks and gems. Picture yourself in Cyrodiil—like teens on bicycles, but fantasy-style—picking up these treats everywhere.

And rocks? They’re alchemy ingredients now. Nibble a gold nugget and bam—flavors hit you: kind of silence-y, sort of burden-y, a bit zap-you shocky. And then, imagine Sheogorath dialing up Jamie Oliver, you burp, and declare, “Real gourmet, alright!”

But why stop there, right? Kick off with pearls as appetizers, dive into a main course of madness with a dash of sapphire, and for dessert, maybe a bear pelt? Yep, bear pelts are edible now. Talk about balanced diet goals.

Here’s the kicker—some effects harken back to Morrowind days. Lore purists, rejoice! Rocks aren’t just snacks; they’re a legacy. And, oh, no more flawed gems—all flawless, all the time. Fancy that, huh? Sure, you might’ve just munched a small fortune, but hey, choice and consequence—they’re all the rage in RPG worlds.

So, lick your plate clean, will ya? And, oh, we’ve chatted with other Oblivion Remastered modders, too. They’re all about pushing limits. Worth a look, if you’re into that.

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