Schoolgirl Mecha Attends Switch 2 Event in October

"They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!"

So… Switch 2 game announcements, huh? If you’ve been sitting there all confused, scratching your head, missing the whole thing—surprise! It’s 2089 Japan. Mind blown, right? Turns out, D3Publisher’s got our backs with “Full Metal Schoolgirl” hitting the scene come October 23rd.

Ever heard of Yuke’s? They’re those folks behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. Now they’re tossing us into the chaos with Full Metal Schoolgirl. Kind of like a wild action movie that forgot it was a game. That reveal trailer is something crazy – I mean, seriously.

Okay, okay, let’s pause. You know that moment where the press release kind of spills the beans way better than I ever could? Here goes:

Picture this – 2089. Japan’s a mess, really. All thanks to Meternal Jobz, a shady bigwig corp. They’ve got these spooky cyborg workers, the “Working Dead,” literally working themselves to the bolt—no sleep, no break. It’s like when I forget to take my pizza out of the oven, just keeps going until… well, you know.

Anyhow, you’re this souped-up cyborg schoolgirl on a mission. You storm their 100-story headquarters—mind you, it changes because why not? A skyscraper with trust issues or something. Take down some zombified pencil pushers, punk CEO, and some nutty security bots. It’s personal, baby.

Oh, and Nobuyuki Okajima, the guy behind the scenes at D3Publisher, puts it bluntly – “rebellion and chaos.” Sounds like office life but with more explosions and less coffee.

Now, in Full Metal Schoolgirl, you basically:

1. Mechanized Revenge Mission: Yup, that’s you – a schoolgirl with more metal than sense. Raid Meternal Jobz, bash zombie salarymen, and if I’m getting this right, live the dream with weapons galore.

2. Fight Through a Mad Skyscraper: You’d think we’re talking skyscraper Jenga here. Climb, dodge, repeat. All with a sinister CEO lurking at the top.

3. Crowdfund Your Heroics: Stream your battles — yep, live! Gain fans, grab rewards, and upgrade your stuff. Hilarious, isn’t it? Even when you bite the dust, your virtual cheering squad’s got your back.

But before you rush off to snag your pre-order (catch your breath, not out yet for Switch 2), hop over to their site. More goodies are waiting.

And ice cream? Who knew they’d bring it up in a game about the future and chaos? Weird thing to miss, honestly.