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Okay, so there’s this game, Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. Such a mouthful, right? Anyway, it’s going crazy with sales—like, over 800,000 copies gone in just 12 days! Mind-blowing stuff, honestly. I noticed this when I was supposed to be studying or something. Got distracted, obviously.
So here’s the scoop. The game dropped on May 21, and boom, everyone’s playing it. Level-5 whipped it up, and it’s on all the cool stuff: Switch, PC, the PlayStations, Xbox—pretty much everywhere. Makes me wish I’d saved up for one of those.
It’s a sequel, which hit me out of nowhere. I mean, the last one was like 13 years back. And, oh boy, it was just chilling on the Nintendo 3DS in Japan before. This time, they’re going all out globally, and no wonder the sales are through the roof. Somehow, it just works for them.
Just saw this wild pic of it online, almost like an artist had a fever dream or something. Got me thinking about those crazy times at the carnival. Those weird colors.
So, yeah, on Twitter—like, Twitter always knows first, right?—they made this big deal about the 800,000 mark. Not even two weeks old, yet it’s cruising. Developers are pretty much popping the bubbly, talking about hitting a million by June’s end. Jeez, sounds ambitious, but maybe it’s possible? If I could see the future, I’d probably tell you.
May was wild for them, though. Half a million in 3 days? I mean, what? That’s like… a lot per day—I’m terrible at math. But there’s this usual slowdown. Everybody who’s hyped gets it first, I guess.
And they’re pushing for more, especially with the Switch 2 coming. Another wild launch move or just… madness? June 5 is the magic date. Let’s see if they pull it off. If I’m wrong about all this, blame my cat. He was walking over the keyboard.
Anyway, did I forget anything? Probably. But you get the drift.
