Alright, so picture this — Nintendo just threw out this new thing for Super Mario Bros. Wonder. We’re on version 1.0.2 now. Honestly, I wasn’t even looking for an update, but here we are.
Anyway, they say it’s to help with “gameplay performance” on the Switch 2. I mean, who knew the old version needed tweaking, right? Maybe those pixels were feeling a tad sluggish. Or not. Who knows?
Oh, wait — they gave us these “patch notes,” which, let’s be real, are not the kind of notes you doodle in class. Apparently, they’ve made a bunch of adjustments. Adjustments! I’d love to know what those actually are, but all they say is they’re making improvements. Super enlightening. Not.
So yeah, while you’re jumping around with Mario, remind yourself that something in the background got better. Or didn’t. Hard to say, with the details being so, um, detailed. Feels like trying to hear a whisper in a concert, if that makes sense. Anyway — wait, were we talking about pixels or patches?