Helldivers 2: Refresh on the Story Before the August 26 Launch

Sure thing, let’s get into it — but first — where was I? Oh yeah, games. Lots of ’em! Random note: ever get sidetracked by just looking at game cover art? No? Just me? Whatever, let’s dive in.

So, Helldivers 2 is coming up soon. Like, blasting its way into our lives on August 26. And, in classic pre-launch fashion, everyone and their cousin is scrambling to remember what happened in the first game. Spoiler alert: lots of bug-squashing, I think. Maybe some space travel? I dunno, that part’s fuzzy. But trust me, it was a wild ride.

Anyway — wait, was I really tangenting already? Right, moving on.

While we’re on the subject of games (which, let’s face it, is 99% of my existence), there’s chaos to be had. Battlefield 6 is having an open beta this weekend. If you’re into those virtual warzones where things blow up, it’s happening on Xbox Series X|S. The graphics? Mind-blowing! Seriously, I think I felt the explosions rattle my teeth through the screen. No idea why that detail stuck with me.

Oh! Speaking of tactical madness and legendary throwbacks — TMNT Tactical Takedown is a thing now. Somehow, those turtles keep pulling me back into their universe. Maybe it’s the nostalgia, or maybe it’s just wanting to hear “Cowabunga!” a dozen more times.

And if sea shenanigans are more your jam, Sea of Thieves is rolling out “Smugglers Tide” with Season 17. I swear that game just keeps getting more pirate-y, if that’s even a word. You can almost smell the saltwater when you’re playing. Or maybe that’s just my neighbor’s aquarium leaking again.

So yeah, chaos in gaming — totally my vibe right now. I was supposed to be writing about Helldivers 2, but then… well, you get it.

Catch you on the flip side, or in some game lobby where I’ll be the one asking, “Wait, what’s the objective again?”