Last Epoch: Major Minion Enhancements Coming in Season 3

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So, I stumbled across this update for Last Epoch—if you haven’t heard of it, it’s this action-packed RPG that throws in time travel and dungeon crawling. Anyway, they’re adding something called Assassinate mode for the minions. Yeah, it’s a big deal because these little guys are getting a mind of their own, finally. They’ll target baddies from a distance, especially those tough ones like bosses. But there’s also Protect mode to keep them close. Like, what’s up with the two swords icon versus the shield thing? Sounds straightforward, but trust me, I’ll probably forget in the middle of a raid.

Oh, and they’re making these AI tweaks so the minions don’t go bouncing around like confused rabbits. And get this, you can now kit out your character with cosmetics in Offline Mode. You know, just in case your internet decides to take a nap or something.

The game’s also bringing snazzy changes for minions. So, Beastmaster fans—your Raptor, Scorpion, and Bear get new nodes. It’s like dressing your pet in a tiny tux, but cooler.

Season 3 kicks off on August 21, not that anyone’s counting days in quarantine. The Merchants’ Guild is getting a handy update too. Filters for shopping? Yes, please. And tokens for snagging items without all that rank hassle? Sold.

Honestly, the updates might make me actually dive back into the game. Or maybe just end up getting lost in another dungeon. Who knows.