Unknown Worlds Drops Unexpected Updates for Subnautica and Below Zero

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Alright folks, so buckle up. On August 12, Unknown Worlds rolled out some fresh updates for Subnautica and its chilly cousin, Subnautica: Below Zero. Picture this: bugs in the game getting swatted left and right. But hold up — big news for anyone playing the OG Subnautica on Steam and Epic Games. They finally added controller support. About time, right?

So, I come across this image of Sea Treaders — y’know, those massive creatures stomping around. Can’t unsee it, kinda like looking at bloated spiders on stilts. Anyway, back to the chaos. Unknown Worlds is tangled in controversy they probably wish would sink to the abyss. Drama began brewing when the co-founders, Charlie Cleveland and Max McGuire (names sound almost legendary, don’t they?), got booted out. Surprise, surprise, they’re suing Krafton. The lawsuit claims Krafton delayed Subnautica 2 to dodge a hefty $250 million payout. Talk about pricey milestones! Krafton hit back on August 12 in a Delaware courtroom. Maybe they had donuts there — seems like a donut kinda conversation.

The game’s crew didn’t let that mess get them down, though. Dropped those updates like nothing’s happening. For Subnautica on PC, they jazzed up controller support using some Unity wizardry. You can thank the update transition for letting you use swanky controllers like PS5 DualSense and Xbox ones. Imagine playing with one hand on the controller and the other fishing for your sandwich. Also, bug fixes so the game doesn’t turn into a slideshow. Would anyone mind if their SeaBase gets sucked into a black hole when built inside the Cyclops? Little things, am I right?

Oh, snap! I almost forgot — Below Zero had a patch too. They tidied up Snowfox issues (No idea why it sounds like a spy’s code name). Collisions? Fixed. It’s like they gave it a GPS for proper orientation. On a side note, if your mind wanders like me, they tossed a pop-up news feed in there. Handy for in-game announcements. Annoyingly, the Switch versions missed the memo on updates, but hey, Nintendo players, something’s cooking.

Ah, but the real cliffhanger! Subnautica 2 is delayed, people! Like waiting for a bus that might only show up in 2026. Unknown Worlds keeps those updates flowing, though. Guess they don’t sleep, huh? Well, whatever floats their boat.

Anyway, do all those patch notes actually mean smoother swimming? Beats me. Let’s just cross our fingers and hope Leviathans don’t start flying jack-in-the-box style again. That’s all I got for today. Keep diving and, who knows, maybe you’ll find the next bit of drama lurking beneath the virtual waves.