Windows 95 Hack on PlayStation 2: Success with Some Limitations—Doom Not Included

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So, uh, there’s this quirky YouTube channel called MetraByte, run by a guy named Jace—kind of obsessed with “silly tech” stuff. Anyway, Jace decided to embark on this wild adventure to shove Windows 95 and Doom onto a Sony PlayStation 2. Yeah, that old thing. The PS2 is like a relic now, but it’s still got that nostalgic charm.

Okay, get this. Windows 95, which feels ancient already, actually managed to boot up on the PS2. Shocker, right? But Doom? Nah, that was a no-go. Imagine wrestling with a relic and still losing the match. Heh.

If you’re thinking the PS2 had the edge ‘cause it’s “newer”—well, jokes on us. It’s like expecting a tortoise to sprout wings. There’s this whole kerfuffle with getting x86 stuff to run on Sony’s machine. It’s like forcing a square peg into a round hole—just doesn’t work without a lot of fiddling.

So, Jace throws a video up (you can find it somewhere on YouTube) trying to squeeze a day’s worth of technical yoga into under 30 minutes. Spoiler: It’s a mix of success and utter chaos. Pretty entertaining if you ask me.

Oh, almost forgot—gear talk. Jace used a modded PS2 decked out with random paraphernalia: a game controller with a tiny keyboard, USBs, and hard drives all jumbled up for this retro quest. Reminds me of a weird tech scavenger hunt, but with potential.

Had to experiment with a bunch of stuff like DOSBox and Bochs emulators—yeah, those are like the tech version of band-aids for this mess. But DOSBox? Total time-suck. Apparently, Jace tried like 47 times to get Windows 95 just to say “Hi.” Talk about persistence! Then switched gears to Bochs, which is supposedly more accurate but slower than a snail on tranquilizers.

Dude, I felt Jace’s pain watching that grind. Thought my brain was gonna leak out watching Windows 95 crawl onto a PS2 screen. But it wasn’t just a walk in the park with Bochs either. Errors, boot problems—like a nightmare technical gobstopper. Still, seeing Windows set up on a PS2 felt like finding a unicorn.

Jace estimates it was something like “14 hours” just to get Windows 95 to behave. Crazy, right? In the end, Paint ran—but without a mouse, it’s kind of pointless. Doom95? It never made it past the start line. Oh well, at least the journey was fun to watch.

Anyway, stay tuned to see what crazy thing Jace and MetraByte decide to tangle with next. Maybe something will actually work, or not. Either way, it’s a ride.